HEADLINES 9/28 (crap, I forgot)

George Lopez and his wife are ending their 17-year marriage. The comedian and his wife Ann came to the decision together and say that the breakup will be amicable. / AP, NYP77

Shawn Chapman Holley spoke to CNN about visiting Lindsay Lohan after the troubled actress was ordered into custody at a Lynwood, Calif., jail.  Holley said that Lohan made her promise that she would get her out. In other news, on Sunday Lohan visited a Christian homeless shelter in Los Angeles.  She later tweeted about it.  / DN41

Sarah Palin was in the ABC ballroom Monday to cheer on her daughter, whom she called "Bristol the pistol." Palin praised the "courage, joy and exuberance" of the dancers and kept mum about the judges, saying, "It's like a hockey game. You're not going to chew out the refs before your team is up." / AP

The Grand Ole Opry is ending its itinerant ways and returning home. An all-star slate of performers including Brad Paisley and Keith Urban is scheduled to celebrate tonight when the restored building opens to the public for the first time since floods wrecked Nashville in May. / AP

In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, President Obama says his iPod has about 2,000 songs, including ones by Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan and the Rolling Stones. The president's personal aide Reggie Love has improved Obama's rap repertoire, introducing him to artists like Nas and Lil Wayne. / AP

Gloria Estefan was forced to climb out a window after getting locked into a stadium suite during a Miami Dolphins game. The musician was set to introduce Enrique Iglesias during the halftime show but soon realized that she was locked inside. After rescue workers tried unsuccessfully to unlock her door, Estefan climbed out the window into the suite next door, ran out the door and across the field to make it onstage just in time. / AP

Max Weinberg, Conan O’Brien’s long time bandleader on “Late Night” and “The Tonight Show,” will not follow Conan to his TBS series, set to launch Nov. 8. / DN64, NYP76

Katy Perry was starstruck at a “Saturday Night Live” after-party, meeting comic Kristen Wiig and singer Justin Timberlake, she screamed to a friend, “Oh, my God, I just met JT!”  / NYP16

Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Enrique Iglesias, Serena Williams, Anna Kournikova, Dylan McDermott and LeBron James were all at Sun Life Stadium on Sunday night to watch the Miami Dolphins lose to the New York Jets. / NYP17

The body of Joseph Cerniglia, a New Jersey chef who appeared on the reality-TV series “Kitchen Nightmares” in 2007, was found in the Hudson River on Friday.  Officials have ruled his death a suicide. / DN6, NYP7

Chace Crawford spent Saturday night watching football with “Social Network” star Joe Mazzello at Southern Hospitality on the Upper East Side. / DN9

Katie Couric found a cockroach on her banquette while eating lunch at Shun Lee Café on West 65th. The Chinese restaurant is featured in “Wall Street 2.” / NYP16

For the next three weeks, Madonna will be directing her second film, “W.E.,” in NYC. / NYP45

King Abdullah and his wife, Queen Rania, dined at The Lion on Friday night, while Leo DiCaprio, Cindy Crawford and husband sat at a nearby table. King Abdullah told a security guard outside the restaurant, “If my daughter finds out that I’m sitting next to Leo DiCaprio, she’ll never forgive me.” / NYP 16

Gloria Stuart, the 1930s Hollywood leading lady who years later became the oldest Academy Award acting nominee for her role as the spunky survivor in "Titanic," has died. She was 100. / AP, NYP11

Leonardo DiCaprio showed up at the after-party for the Brazil Foundation’s annual gala, which was hosted by his ex-girlfriend Gisele Bundchen, in jeans and a baseball cap at the Meatpacking District destination, “totally unaware” the private party was taking place. / DN9

Rapper Kid Cudi pleaded guilty yesterday to cocaine possession and will serve to days of community service.  / DN18

French politician Rachida Dati, a onetime rival of Carla Bruni, made a public apology after confusing oral sex with inflation on national radio. / NYP16

Anticipating what would have been John Lennon’s 70th birthday on October 9, music critic Jim Farber recalls the night Lennon was shot and killed.  / DN32

Singer Shakira attended a Madison Square Garden show on Wednesday. / DN9

Photos in the Post: Madonna behind the camera in Central Park, Kerry Washington and Holly Hunter at the Metropolitan Opera’s season opening of “Das Rheingold,” Supermodel Gisele Bundchen holds her son, Benjamin, through Central Park, Taylor Swift wears head-to-toe Roberto Cavalli in Italy for Milan Fashion Week, Hayden Panettiere knocking back beers at Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. / NYP3, NYP17, NYP45, NYP25

Photos in the Daily News: Actress Meg Ryan at the Metropolitan Opera’s season opening of “Das Rheingold,” Heidi Klum at amFaR benefit, Jennifer Lopez, daughter Emme and husband Marc Anthony watch the NY Jets game, Matthew Broderick and his son, James, wear rain coats on a walk to school, Ed Westwick getting to work on the set of “The Commuter” staring Pam Anderson and Dev Patel. / DN9, DN8, DN41